Zoo Will Name Cockroach After Your Ex On Valentine’s Day

TWO ZOOS IN TEXAS WILL LET YOU HONOR YOUR EX IN A CRUEL, BUT PROBABLY VERY SATISFYING WAY.

(CNN) – Just in time for the jilted lovers this Valentine’s Day.

Two zoos in Texas will name a cockroach after your ex and you can watch it be fed to an animal.

The charge for the live-streamed event is $5.00 at the San Antonio Zoo and  it’s free at the El Paso Zoo, but a donation is suggested.

And as an extra incentive, for $1,000 raised, the El Paso zoo director will eat a cockroach.

Even the Bronx Zoo is getting in on the fun, but with a slightly different twist.

For $15.00 you can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach in your partner’s honor.

The Bronx Zoo will mail you a certificate to share with your special someone to “show them your love is eternal.”

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